A secret dies if you tell one person. You tell:

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Be the first to vote on this funny question: The person least likely to care, The person most likely to tell everyone, Your notes app, which is worse, or Nobody, then hint about it for months. Pick yours to see how everyone else answered, broken down by age, gender, country and more.