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Funny questions

Silly debates, weird hypotheticals and the questions you've secretly always wondered about. Great for group chats, road trips and first dates.

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  1. Cereal first or milk first?7 votes
  2. Who gets the armrests on a plane?7 votes
  3. Which is worse: socks with sandals or Crocs with socks?6 votes
  4. Do you have one butt or two?5 votes
  5. Your pet can talk for one minute. What do they say?5 votes
  6. Most useless superpower?5 votes
  7. Have you ever read someone's texts over their shoulder?4 votes
  8. Have you ever re-gifted a present?4 votes
  9. How many holes does a straw have?4 votes
  10. Is water wet?4 votes
  11. Is cereal a soup?4 votes
  12. Pineapple belongs on pizza.4 votes
  13. Toilet paper: over or under?4 votes
  14. How would a spider wear pants?3 votes
  15. What's the most acceptable thing to scream in a library?3 votes
  16. People who clap when the plane lands are right.3 votes
  17. What color was The Dress?3 votes
  18. What's your role in the group chat?2 votes
  19. Your phone battery is usually at…2 votes
  20. Worst word in the English language?2 votes
  21. Side part or middle part?2 votes
  22. Furthest you'd go with the 5-second rule?2 votes
  23. Toilet seat: who's responsible for putting it down?2 votes
  24. You wake up as a ghost. What is your first move?2 votes
  25. What do you do when the dentist asks a question with their hands in your mouth?2 votes
  26. Someone ignored your last email. How do you follow up?1 votes
  27. Someone keeps eating your labeled lunch from the work fridge. You…1 votes
  28. Your go-to stress snack is…1 votes
  29. 2 a.m. during a stressful week. What are you doing?1 votes
  30. Your friend shows up in an outfit you don't love. You say…1 votes
  31. Someone texts you 'k.' What do you send back?1 votes
  32. Pick a fashion staple.1 votes
  33. The group chat ignores your message. You…1 votes
  34. Pick a hairstyle.1 votes
  35. Is a burrito basically a sleeping bag for food?1 votes
  36. Saying "per my last email" is a declaration of war.1 votes
  37. If a cat wore a hoodie, where would its ears go?1 votes
  38. Do you wipe standing or sitting?1 votes
  39. If a flamingo wore pants, would they be super long or super short?1 votes
  40. Your rideshare driver wants to chat. You…1 votes
  41. Ducks are just water chickens.1 votes
  42. Your dog files an official complaint about you. What's it about?1 votes
  43. If a snail loses its shell, is it naked or homeless?1 votes
  44. What actually happens during your shower?1 votes
  45. You find a door in your basement you've never seen before. You…1 votes
  46. The self-checkout machine develops feelings. What does it say first?1 votes
  47. Someone texts you "we need to talk." First thought?1 votes
  48. A raccoon offers you $10,000 cash, no questions asked. You…1 votes
  49. Where would a horse wear a wristwatch?1 votes
  50. Are eyebrows facial hair?1 votes
  51. Which would you trust most to make a big life decision for you?1 votes
  52. Is a quesadilla just Mexican grilled cheese?1 votes
  53. If a chicken wore pants, how would they go on?1 votes
  54. Your Roomba starts following you from room to room. What does it want?1 votes
  55. Which lie do you tell the most?1 votes
  56. Is cheesecake actually a pie?1 votes
  57. If you bring a dish to a party, you get to take the leftovers home.1 votes
  58. Which office phrase makes you die inside?1 votes
  59. You can keep only one app on your phone. Which?1 votes
  60. Which household item would win in a battle royale?1 votes

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