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Funny questions

Silly debates, weird hypotheticals and the questions you've secretly always wondered about. Great for group chats, road trips and first dates.

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  1. You're stuck in an elevator with a mime for an hour. What happens?New
  2. If an octopus wore pants, how many leg holes should they have?New
  3. You accidentally like a 3-year-old photo while scrolling someone's profile. You…New
  4. You wake up and every bird in the neighborhood is staring at you. Why?New
  5. What's the correct amount of shrimp?New
  6. If a turtle wore a backpack, is its shell already the backpack?New
  7. If a bird wore shoes, how many would it need?New
  8. If a giraffe wore a tie, where would it go?New
  9. If a dog wore shoes, is that four matching shoes or two different pairs?New
  10. Your cat is clearly plotting something. What is it?New
  11. You get a superpower, but it only works mid-sneeze. Which one?New
  12. If a shark wore a necktie, where would it go?New
  13. If a cow wore a belt, where would it go?New
  14. If a snake wore pants, how would they work?New
  15. How many ducks could you carry at once?New
  16. A goose has moved into your house. It's been 3 days and it refuses to leave. What's your move?New
  17. Is a taco a sandwich?New
  18. When you clean a vacuum cleaner, do you become the vacuum cleaner?New
  19. Is ketchup a smoothie?New
  20. If tomatoes are a fruit, is ketchup a jam?New
  21. Your reflection starts blinking out of sync with you. What do you do?New
  22. Your phone rings during a silent meditation class. Your ringtone is a screaming goat. You…New
  23. Where does a zebra's body end and its legs begin?New
  24. The server says "Enjoy your meal!" You reply…New
  25. How do you eat a Kit Kat?New
  26. Best thing to say right as a job interview ends?New
  27. How many browser tabs do you have open right now?New
  28. Worst group chat crime?New
  29. If ghosts are real, should they have to pay rent?New
  30. How do you say "caramel"?New
  31. How much would someone have to pay you to spend a night alone in a "haunted" house?New
  32. If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?New
  33. Your boss emails "Can you call me?" with zero context. Your heart rate?New
  34. Which animal would win the most fights if it were human-sized?New
  35. Most acceptable reason to cancel plans last minute?New
  36. You hear a recording of your own voice. Reaction?New
  37. Ketchup belongs on scrambled eggs.New
  38. Which slang needs to be retired?New
  39. Which group chat person are you?New
  40. How do you pronounce GIF?New
  41. Is the 😂 emoji cringe now?New
  42. How many average men would it take to beat one gorilla in a fight?New
  43. Most overrated food?New
  44. Most embarrassing thing to get caught doing?New
  45. Someone takes a phone call on speaker in a waiting room. What do you do?New
  46. Yanny or Laurel?New
  47. Have you ever pretended to be on the phone to avoid someone?New
  48. A hot dog is a sandwich.New
  49. Which is worse: stepping in gum or stepping in dog poop?New
  50. Which is worse: hiccups or a sneeze that won't come out?New

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