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Funny questions

Silly debates, weird hypotheticals and the questions you've secretly always wondered about. Great for group chats, road trips and first dates.

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170 questions, page 2 of 3

  1. Are boneless wings actually chicken nuggets?1 votes
  2. If a kangaroo wore a fanny pack, is its pouch already one?1 votes
  3. Which would be the most terrifying thing to find in your bed?1 votes
  4. Your toaster becomes self-aware and it's furious with you. What did you do?1 votes
  5. You earn $1 for every pigeon you befriend. What's the plan?1 votes
  6. If a penguin wears a bow tie, is it dressed up or just more penguin?1 votes
  7. Toes are just foot fingers.1 votes
  8. Someone is walking toward you down a long hallway. Your move?1 votes
  9. Your partner answers every question by reading the Google AI answer out loud. Your reaction?1 votes
  10. Which generation is the most annoying?1 votes
  11. Have you ever Googled yourself?1 votes
  12. Worst sound in the world?1 votes
  13. Socks with sandals are acceptable.1 votes
  14. Which is the most unhinged thing to keep in a car?1 votes
  15. Have you ever peed in a pool as an adult?1 votes
  16. Worst thing to hear from the next bathroom stall?1 votes
  17. Which is worse: a brain freeze or a paper cut?1 votes
  18. Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?1 votes
  19. Is the thumbs-up emoji passive-aggressive?1 votes
  20. You have to wear one outfit forever. What is it?1 votes
  21. Both pilots pass out. With air traffic control talking you through it, could you land the plane?1 votes
  22. Pick the title of your autobiography.1 votes
  23. What is the worst thing to say on a first date?1 votes
  24. How often do you think about the Roman Empire?1 votes
  25. You get a time machine for exactly 10 minutes. What do you do?1 votes
  26. How many unread emails do you have?New
  27. How many tabs are open on your phone right now?New
  28. What's your texting style?New
  29. What's the state of your junk drawer?New
  30. What does your phone screen look like?New
  31. Which animal would be the worst rideshare driver?New
  32. A stranger hands you a live lobster at a gas station and walks away. Now what?New
  33. Is your thumb a finger?New
  34. If a crab wore a backpack, how would it wear it?New
  35. Pick your mortal enemy.New
  36. Worst thing to hear your pilot say over the speaker?New
  37. If a centaur wore pants, which half gets them?New
  38. How long could you pose as a mannequin in a store before cracking?New
  39. What do you call a fizzy soft drink?New
  40. If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make it expected?New
  41. Toughest opponent you could beat with nothing but a pool noodle?New
  42. If your search history were a book, what's the title?New
  43. Can you stand backward on stairs?New
  44. Worst candy to get while trick-or-treating?New
  45. Which job would you refuse for any amount of money?New
  46. Does your lap exist when you're standing up?New
  47. If the whole world voted to settle one meaningless debate forever, which should it be?New
  48. Last slice of pizza at a group dinner. What happens?New
  49. Worst thing to find in your pocket after a wash?New
  50. Is the elbow part of your arm or its own thing?New
  51. Is a Pop-Tart a ravioli?New
  52. You have to fight a 3-foot-tall version of yourself. Who wins?New
  53. You can only eat foods that start with the first letter of your name. How are you doing?New
  54. Your house is haunted, but the ghost only folds your laundry. You…New
  55. You get locked inside an IKEA. How long do you survive?New
  56. Your go-to escape from a conversation at a party?New
  57. If a fish wore glasses, where would the arms go?New
  58. Lasagna is just spaghetti cake.New
  59. One of your hands is permanently replaced with a kitchen utensil. Pick it.New
  60. You can rename one animal. Which gets a new name?New

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