Would you rather

Would you rather questions

Funny ones, gross ones, and impossible choices with no good answer. Every would you rather question here has real votes behind it.

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229 questions, page 2 of 4

  1. Would you rather have a phone with a cracked screen or have a phone that's always at 10% battery?1 votes
  2. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or one hundred duck-sized horses?1 votes
  3. Would you rather have a few close friends or be liked by everyone?1 votes
  4. Would you rather sing everything you say or dance everywhere you walk?1 votes
  5. Would you rather be a wizard or be a superhero?1 votes
  6. Would you rather have a never-ending itch or have a song stuck in your head forever?1 votes
  7. Would you rather have recess all day or never have homework?1 votes
  8. Would you rather get 3 wishes today or get 1 wish every year for the rest of your life?1 votes
  9. Would you rather it be summer forever or winter forever?1 votes
  10. Would you rather be the funniest or the smartest person in the room?1 votes
  11. Would you rather have a house with a secret room or have a house with an indoor slide?1 votes
  12. Would you rather be a kid again for a day or be 80 for a day?1 votes
  13. Would you rather have no internet for a year or have no air conditioning for a year?1 votes
  14. Would you rather give up your phone for a month or give up junk food for a year?1 votes
  15. Would you rather read minds or see the future?1 votes
  16. Would you rather know what your partner is thinking or have your partner know what you're thinking?1 votes
  17. Would you rather have Christmas every month or have your birthday every month?1 votes
  18. Would you rather eat a bug or lick a doorknob?1 votes
  19. Would you rather have a coworker who talks too much or have a coworker who never talks?1 votes
  20. Would you rather live in a sitcom or live in a video game?1 votes
  21. Would you rather have unlimited free travel or unlimited free food?1 votes
  22. Would you rather sit in traffic for an hour or walk 5 miles?1 votes
  23. Would you rather have an owl as a pet or have a monkey as a pet?1 votes
  24. Would you rather only wear pajamas in public or wear a suit everywhere?1 votes
  25. Would you rather date someone rich and boring or broke and fun?1 votes
  26. Would you rather have everyone hear your thoughts for a day or have your browser history made public?1 votes
  27. Would you rather repeat 8th grade or repeat senior year?1 votes
  28. Would you rather learn a new language instantly or learn an instrument instantly?1 votes
  29. Would you rather have a personal chef or a personal driver?1 votes
  30. Would you rather your partner be much hotter than you or much smarter than you?1 votes
  31. Would you rather move yourself or pay movers but they break one thing?1 votes
  32. Would you rather live in a shipping container home or live in an RV?1 votes
  33. Would you rather fart glitter or burp bubbles?1 votes
  34. Would you rather ride a horse to work or ride an elephant to work?1 votes
  35. Would you rather be a dog for a day or be a cat for a day?1 votes
  36. Would you rather control fire or control water?1 votes
  37. Would you rather retire at 40 with a little money or retire at 65 with a lot?1 votes
  38. Would you rather have a permanent clown nose or wear clown shoes forever?1 votes
  39. Would you rather only eat sweet foods or only eat salty foods?1 votes
  40. Would you rather have perfect hair forever or have perfect skin forever?1 votes
  41. Would you rather your only way to get around be a shopping cart or a pogo stick?New
  42. Would you take free food for life if you could never choose what you eat?New
  43. Would you rather sweat ranch dressing or cry hot sauce?New
  44. Would you rather have a 10-year-old's energy or an 80-year-old's wisdom?New
  45. Would you rather start over in a city where nobody knows you or stay where everybody does?New
  46. Would you rather moonwalk everywhere or narrate everything you do like a sports announcer?New
  47. Would you rather have a map that finds anything you lose or one that shows where your friends are?New
  48. Would you rather be great at one thing or pretty good at everything?New
  49. Would you rather have a clown appear every time you say "hey" or a mariachi band every time you sneeze?New
  50. Would you rather hear every dog's thoughts or every cat's thoughts?New
  51. Would you rather have unlimited free tacos or free pizza for life?New
  52. Would you rather scream every time you sneeze or quack every time you hiccup?New
  53. Would you rather be chased forever by one slow zombie that never stops, or fight 50 fast zombies once?New
  54. Would you rather your phone autocorrect every word to "duck" or every name to "Kevin"?New
  55. Would you rather live in a house made of cheese or a house made of LEGO you have to walk on barefoot?New
  56. Would you rather sing your name every time you meet someone or shake hands using your foot?New
  57. Would you rather every door you open lead to a random Walmart or every car you get in drive you to Ohio?New
  58. Would you rather lose your sense of taste or your sense of smell?New
  59. Would you rather know exactly what everyone thinks of you or never know?New
  60. Would you rather say yes to everything for a year or no to everything for a year?New

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